How to get the cheapest Starbucks caffe latte ever

First, you ask for a mezzo iced coffee. Pay the $2.30 ($2.05 + tax), and don't forget to tip the dude/gal. Get your coffee and go directly to the cream and sugar counter. Fill the rest of the plastic glass with cream... Voila! You've got a sort of iced caffe latte for half the price...

I feel fine. Prolly dreaming dream dream about that fantastic-sounding job. I got "screened" for almost an hour on the phone. I feel fine, but so incompetent. It's all about mental discipline. Must stop the daydreaming. Bleh.